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E3 2010: una sorpresa da Valve per Portal 2

Console tribe news - E3 2010: una sorpresa da Valve per Portal 2

di: Bahamut Zero

La softwarehouse Valve avrebbe dovuto tenere uno speciale evento di presentazione pre-E3 per l’attesa avventura-puzzle Portal 2, in arrivo su Xbox 360 e (probabilmente?) PlayStation 3. Con una nuova comunicazione ai giornalisti, però, è stato reso noto che questo incontro è stato ora cancellato, sostituito però da una qualche “sorpresa”.

Il tono del messaggio è volutamente contorto e semiserio.

Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal Theater. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the event is not THE surprise. However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word “surprise”, of which both Aperture Science and Valve are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.

If you’d like to ask fruitless questions about the E3 Portal 2 surprise or, more fruitfully, schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve’s Special Envoy to Surprises, Doug Lombardi.

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